A possible conversation between two PJ inspectors:
1st PJ inspector - Look at her face, see the left. Much less bruised than the right…
2nd PJ inspector - Let me see… yeah, you’re right.
2nd PJ inspector - Better?
1st PJ inspector - Nope.
(Whack, whack, whack)
2nd PJ inspector - And now?
1st PJ inspector - Now see what you did. Now is the left that is more bruised.
2nd PJ inspector - Sorry.
1st PJ inspector - Be careful man, its becoming oval! We want round! Round do you understand?!? You think you’re in art school?!?
2nd PJ inspector - She moved, man… it’s not fair! If she moves I cannot make perfect circles!!!
1st PJ inspector - Mrs. Cipriano, please do stand still. I know it’s uncomfortable for you, but my colleague here is also hurting his fists. Please do understand that. The more you move the longer we take to do this, and the later we all go home. Ok? Thank you.
2nd PJ inspector - And now? Jeez, I don’t know whose bright idea it was to do this with a plastic bag over her head…
1st PJ inspector - Yes. It REALLY does difficult our job. Ok, we got the “symmetrical” and the “round” part done, but what the hell does “nice” mean?!?
A Saturos Art Team work : PJ's parody Text by Textusa, Introduction by Xklamation and Illustrative Satirical Design by Himself.
* Canard, French for Duck. Noun: Canard - a deliberately misleading fabrication; an unfounded or false, deliberately misleading story.