21 January 2009

Quote of the Day - Looking back on the Madeleine case

"Madeleine's been abducted, she's been abducted. The door was lying open, the window in the bedroom and the shutters had been jemmied open."

Gerry McCann to his sister Trish Cameron in BBC, May 04, 2007


  1. Under the Doctrine of Immaculate Abduction, everything was, well, jemmied open, Jimmy.

    Having exhausted his destructive proclivities on the door, the windows, and the shutters, the predator, no doubt exhausted by his frenzied and extremely noisy activities, hooked his thumbs under the armpits of the drugged, oh sorry, still sleeping child, and whisked her out of the bed without so much as disturbing the bedclothes.

    Didn't jemmy her out, did he, Jimmy?

  2. Oh, by the way, no mention of a jemmy, in Tannertattle.

    The predator must have dropped it, on the way out. PJ find it, did they, Jimmy? Or did you?

    Of course, 'Pred' - we can call him that, can't we? - Pred may have had very deep pockets. Tanner say anything about bulges, Jimmy?