6 August 2009

McCann Press Conference: The Pictures

Make a caption, vote for your favourite McScam Picture of Today

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"DE: Well our credible witness Jane might have seen a woman but she's sure it was a man." caption by Zodiac at 06/08/09 17:12

"Hey, it's not my fault! I'm just the ex-copper who's paid to talk nonsense..." caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:16

"Clarrie: "This is the age progression picture of Maddie in 25 years time"
PC Plod: "We know she will still be missing then, but I'm afraid it will harm the investigation (and our salary) if we told you how we know" " caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 23:27

"D.E On the one hand, we have the witness stating he's 80% sure...on the other hand, Clarence imsists he's 103% certain that this is the woman we're looking for. As for me? Well, I'm pig-in-the-middle and can't give you a percentage for operational reasons. " caption by JillyCL at 07/08/09 04:03


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"Clarence Mitchell: I regret the day I ever got involved in this madness"
caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 14:46

"Oh I miss you so much cuddlecat...Do you remember that night in Praia da Luz?Just you and me in that room....." caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:19

"Is that a microphone, or a dead animal?" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:32

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“Now we showed those PJ sardine munchers how to run a credible investigation”
caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 16:06

"What do you mean, you don't believe a f*ckn word we're saying...?" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:25

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"What do you mean, you don't like my hairstyle?" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:18

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"You know, it's not nice to make fun of people's suits... It's the only one I've got!" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:15

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"This is how I think I would look if I was a woman." caption by Zodiac at 06/08/09 16:08

"The stuff a bloke has to do to get bread on the table..." caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:34

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"Am I an idiot? Humm....That's a very good question...Do you want to work with us?" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 15:59

"Trust me, I used to be a policeman but I probably shouldn't say any more for operational reasons!" caption by jjp at 06/08/09 16:44

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"If I have to keep biting my tongue like this to stop myself from laughing, I'm going to start spitting blood"
caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 15:17

" I knew I should have worn the pink shirt instead." caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:22

"Posh Spice lookalike who is he kidding He should have gone to Specsavers." caption by anonymous at 07/08/09 00:41

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"Can I ask the audience or phone a friend?"
caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 14:46

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"Lord God, Save Me, I can't be that bad a person, promise to be good from now on"
caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 14:46

"Man wakes up from two-year hang-over and reports mysterious stunner from down under!" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 15:41

"Please, dear God, make Dave go deaf and mute, please please, pretty please, NOW!!!" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:28

"I'm a celebrity get me out of here. " caption by anonymous at 07/08/09 00:41


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"Dave Edgar: Dont't ask me I am just a prop!"
caption by Zodiac at 06/08/09 16:16

"Hey, it's not my fault, I never met Victoria, how was I supposed to know she doesn't look like that at all?" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:24

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"If you don't clean your plate, I'll send HER to getcha!!!" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:26

57 comments:

  1. It must be horrible to lie for a living and make a mockery out of a little girl's life in order to protect her sad excuses of parents for their lies and deceipt. Sad persons, but then like attracts like. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are - a saying goes. When Justice bites them on the ar$e it will be very hard indeed. I can wait!

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  2. 11. Edgar: "The witness had been drinking. He wasn't drunk..."

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  3. 2 - I regret the day I ever got involved in this madness

    6 - God, I detest this job

    7 - Can I ask the audience or phone a friend?

    10 - Lord God, Save Me, I can't be that bad a person, promise to be good from now on

    jajajajaja

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  4. I actually think Maddie was abducted by Elvis as Michael Jackson wanted another child but has been rescued by Princess Diana and is now living like a princess with a princess in hiding. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee when will this farce end.
    Jan

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  5. Picture 8

    If I have to keep biting my tongue like this to stop myself from laughing, I'm going to start spitting blood.

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  6. Gonçalo Amaral was right, this is a circus. The McCanns are making everyone as clowns, or so they think. The sad thing is that Madeleine is dead and the McCanns know it; this latest patsy, in a long list of scapegoats, is just an excuse to get more money for the non charitable fund.

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  7. "7 - Can I ask the audience or phone a friend?"
    LOL

    I have no talent for captions but what about this headline:

    "Man wakes up from two-year hang-over and reports mysterious stunner from down under!"

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  8. http://images.google.es/images?hl=es&q=image+victoria+beckham+2007&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=Aet6SoKsLdPX-QaWl_Ev&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4


    As the emphasise is on the hair and victoria did later have a crop and it was indeed dark....but this was much later.

    Victoria during 2007 had a long blonde look as you will see in the photos...So the idea of a Vicki look alike is recent and not from 2007.



    IRONSIDE

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  9. Well, I'm asking myself why this news right now?
    Something that Kate and Gerry are afraid of?

    Why is this time so important?
    because we allways are asking questions about their silence now?

    Or something is hot in Praia da Luz and Amarals new surch for Madeleines remains?
    Any idea ?

    "The show must go on
    Inside my heart is breaking
    My make-up may be flaking
    But my smile still stays on"(Queen, thanks for this liric)
    Kate and Gerry can sing befor they go to sleep!

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  10. #3: the mccann team frown upon your shenanigan.

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  11. Picture 7-Am I an idiot?Humm....That's a very good question...Do you want to work with us?

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  12. My fav got to be #3 - Clarence and that guy that looks like the army instructor in Full Metal Jacket, are leaning towards each other, same expression on their faces, looking serious as death, with a nice palmed marina in the background...
    They must be proudly thinking “now we showed those PJ sardine munchers how to run a credible investigation”. They are worth every penny if you ask me…

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  13. thanks to all, keep those captions coming :D

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  14. Pic 1:

    DE: How the !!!! would I know they tell me what I am allowed to say, I couldn't even interview him!

    Pic 6:

    CM: This is how I think I would look if I was a woman.

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  15. Pic 11:

    DE: Dont't ask me I am just a prop!

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  16. It gets worse and worse, poor, poor Madeleine.
    If you leave with 5 and come back with 4 (shocking to write this down) whatever happened, there is A TERRIBLE NEGLECT for what everybody else would have to go to court and even to prison. AT LEAST.
    And this theatre/charade goes on and on, it is breath-taking and shamefull and criminal. And without any sign of shame they show a picture of our poor Madeleine that doesnot look like Madeleine at all, while they know Madeleine passed away.
    A BIG SHAME!

    http://s274.photobucket.com/albums/jj278/curiousistheword/?action=view&current=8d298f0b.jpg

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  17. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/aug/06/rupert-murdoch-website-charges



    Mccanns accomplice will soon be charging .



    IRONSIDE

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  18. Have the Maccanns yet started to sue Mr Amerel. Do any of you know

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  19. Number 7

    "Trust me, I used to be a policeman but I probably shouldn't say any more for operational reasons!"

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  20. Thanks Ironside for the update on the Murdoch Empire, I doubt that anyone will pay to read the News of the World or the Sun online, specially because people know what type of journalism [is it journalism?] is done in the News Corporation.

    "Quality journalism is not cheap," said Murdoch - this from the man who once has decided that the best approach to journalism is to parade opinions dressed-up as news.

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  21. I am wrong re the picture, thought it had to pretend Maddeleine. Nevertheless it is a disgusting performance. The cop was nervous, he almost fell over his own words.
    It has to stop one time.

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  22. Anon the court case is supposed to be next summer I believe.



    IRONSIDE

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  23. How come this piece of fluff is even in the news? This got to be the sickest joke!!! How can these people be taken seriously...
    And to think of all that was said about the PJ and the PT press...

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  24. Pic 1:

    DE: Well our credible witness Jane might have seen a woman but she's sure it was a man.

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  25. Letter from Iberia

    More Mccann smoke and mirrors the charade goes on and on and on
    In yet another attempt to con the public and beg for more money to maintain their own private disinformation police force,in another discovery of rubish to keep the Mccanns out of prison

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  26. I wonder if it is possible for Clarence to get his job back at the Labour government or any other government.

    He absolutely could not go back as anybody's spokesman.

    He already got a bad name, he accepted to lie for a few months and he ended up by destroying his life and his carrier.

    Probably he did not expect that this story would take that long.
    A few months and people would forget it.
    To cite Paulo Sargento, he can not stop, Brown can not stop, the McCanns can not stop...
    Clarence is the one in the worst position.
    Which news papers or TV channel would accept him as journalist?
    His presence would destroy their reputation.
    He makes me think of the little boy who used to cry loudly, screamming falsely that a wolf was attacking him.
    The day he screamed the truth, nobody came to help him.

    This happened to Clarence and it could explain why he aged so fast.

    He realises people know he is not reliable.

    It must be terrible to walk down a street, feeling people's eyes, knowing they know you are a lier.

    It is a pity he destroyed his own life.
    But it was his own choice, let us be honest.

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  27. Not even mentioned on the ITV evening news in the UK perhaps the media in th UK are catching on at last

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  28. The cast from the new revival of ‘Carry On Films’ – Carry On Spinning.

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  29. God what horrible people you are.
    I hope you rot in hell, the lot of you, and also hope that I can contact you all, on the day that Madeleine is found.

    Idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. http://themccanngallery.blogspot.com/


    As today with the Muppet Show was so amusing. I think this deserves another look.



    IRONSIDE

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  31. THE MCCANN'S ARE AFFRAID OF THE HOT TIME COMING AFTER SUMMER:

    _ SOCRATES, in Portugal, will face two elections. The hardest ones for his Party, after 35 years, because of all his MISTAKES.

    - THE MANAGER OF TVi( the channel which broadcast Amaral video reconstruction) leave the channel yesterday. WHY? Maybe to get more freedmon to dennounce all the stories involving the government.

    - Rogerio Alves and Pinto de Abreu, are not anymore Mccann's lawyers in Portugal. WHY? Maybe they got the full picture of the story and decide to jump out before geting in troubles. Because they will ruin their career's if people suspect they help the parents to cover up a horrendous crime.

    -Their is no news about the mccann's sueing Amaral. The idea slowly went down, cold isn't?

    - some VIPs in Portugal are condemned to prison because of corruption. Why the Mccann's should be diferent, for not only one crime, but a COCKTAIL OF CRIMES?

    THEY SHOULD BE AFFRAID- THE TIME IS CHANGING AND THERE IS NEW PEOPLE COMING TO POWER POSITIONS: THEY WILL WASH ALL DIRTY PASS for the sake of the Country.

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  32. Thanks Ironside you are brill. you should be on this case

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  33. As far as I (we) know, the Mccanns still did not start suing Amaral.

    But I bet something is going on right now, that is why Clarence and the detective showed up on tv.

    I wonder what is going on or what is about to happen.

    the Mccanns are scared, in my opinion.

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  34. 5 - You know, it's not nice to make fun of people's suits... It's the only one I've got!

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  35. 1 - Hey, it's not my fault! I'm just the ex-copper who's paid to talk nonsense...

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  36. 4 - What do you mean, you don't like my hairstyle?

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  37. Picture 2-Oh I miss you so much cuddlecat...Do you remember that night in Praia da Luz?Just you and me in that room.....

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  38. 8 - I knew I should have worn the pink shirt instead.

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  39. 11 - Hey, it's not my fault, I never met Victoria, how was I supposed to know she doesn't look like that at all?

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  40. 3 - What do you mean, you don't believe a f*ckn word we're saying...?

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  41. 12 - If you don't clean your plate, I'll send HER to getcha!!!

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  42. 10 - Please, dear God, make Dave go deaf and mute, please please, pretty please, NOW!!!

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  43. Today it has been revealed that the Dicks working for Kate and Gerry Mccann are looking for a new witness who is vital to their investgation.

    According to an anonymous source, the witness is said to be very similar to a woman who is the wife of an international footballer who quite Madrid at the end of June 2007 to seek refuge in America.

    It is known internationally that the couple have longed for a daughter for many years. To date they have three sons, one of whom by extraordinary coincidence they gave a girls name.

    Madrid is 500 kilometers drive from the Algarve in Portugal and the Dicks think this to be of great significance.

    Anybody with any information that may assist with their inquires are urged to contact the Mccanns in confidence without delay.

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  44. 2 - Is that a microphone, or a dead animal?

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  45. 6 - The stuff a bloke has to do to get bread on the table...

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  46. Anonymous, how do you know Rogério Alves and Pinto de Abreu are not McCanns'lawyers anymore?
    If it is true, how come?
    Who told you that?
    It would be good news because I think Pinto de Abreu also aged very fast.
    There is no Elizabeth Arden or Helena Rubinstein that can help people to survive the Mccanns.
    I really believe in a bad aurea, aureola, how do you call it.

    And the couple makes me again remember Rosemary's Baby.

    I always thought Pinto de Abreu was a lovely young man. He really aged in a short time.
    Can this anonymous tell us where she got those news from?

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  47. Anonymous who wrote this: I agree completely with you - next time they have pictures of Amaral, I think you and I should do captions for those pictures. When I see Amaral photo, I often think he looks like a deer who was caught in headlights of a car.....

    God what horrible people you are.
    I hope you rot in hell, the lot of you, and also hope that I can contact you all, on the day that Madeleine is found.

    Idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  48. The American Edna Parker is now the oldest person in the world.

    In May 2007 she was nearly 4 and spending holidays in Praia da Luz with her parents.

    One afternoon she saw the Mccanns, while they were playing tennis.

    She is now 114 years of age.

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  49. picture 1

    Clarrie "This is the age progression picture of Maddie in 25 years time"

    PC Plod "we know she will still be missing then, but I'm afraid it will harm the investigation (and our salary) if we told you how we know"

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  50. I pray every night not to go to hell I dont want to meet kate and gerry there. you see I know I am a sinner and hell is a real possibilty for me but kate and gerry think they are walking saints. dont they know you have to bury the dead its a work of mercy.
    (perhaps instead of wishing us all in hell) you could inform them of this

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  51. 8 Posh Spice lookalike who is he kidding He should have gone to Specsavers.

    !0 I'm a celebrity get me out of here.

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  52. Anonymous, how do you know Rogério Alves and Pinto de Abreu are not McCanns'lawyers anymore?


    It was reported in some news when they decide to sue Amaral and they give te name of the new lawyer, a lady. After that, R. Alves and P. Abreu apeared on TV programme called " Pros e Contras" side by side with Amaral lawyer and against Marinho Pinto. Marinho Pinto was the most significant helper of Marcos Aragao in Joana case, against Amaral. EASY TO TAKE SOME CONCLUSIONS... they want to be out of the mess...

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  53. Photo #1

    D.E On the one hand, we have the witness stating he's 80% sure...on the other hand, Clarence imsists he's 103% certain that this is the woman we're looking for. As for me? Well, I'm pig-in-the-middle and can't give you a percentage for operational reasons.

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  54. Astro, Joana & Kazlux,

    LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

    Did I dream that McPinkfarcical Worldwide appeal on Sky yesterday? Surely I just had a bizarre dream where two comedy actors dressed up as CM and DE and did a satircal comedy sketch to show up the farce of the supposed search of a mysteriously disappeared 3 year-old child whose parents claim she was abducted by an organised gang of professional paedophiles!

    The pictures on this thread of never ever been a copper, Chief of Pretendy Police and his sidekick Defective Inspector I've not got a Clouseau of Pretendy Police are priceless! I had another look at the Captions this morning to see if anymore had been added am ROFL! Especially this one for Defective Inspector I've not got a Clouseau of Pretendy Police :

    "Hey, it's not my fault, I never met Victoria, how was I supposed to know she doesn't look like that at all?" caption by anonymous at 06/08/09 21:24

    I hope Paulo Sargento writes abouts this. I also hope Dr Goncalo Amaral can talk about this on Portuguese TV with Paulo Sargento! I also hope that you have it on here as a thread translated...please...please...thank you in advance!

    Still LOL!

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  55. Obviously these "detectives" MUST keep milking the cow. They have to come up with new suspects (regularly)in order to keep their sallaries being paid.... as long as possible. The mistery is how do they have the guts to do it?

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  56. "Anonymous who wrote this: I agree completely with you - next time they have pictures of Amaral, I think you and I should do captions for those pictures. When I see Amaral photo, I often think he looks like a deer who was caught in headlights of a car.....

    God what horrible people you are.
    I hope you rot in hell, the lot of you, and also hope that I can contact you all, on the day that Madeleine is found.

    Idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    ...
    Dear Idiots,
    Thanks for writing. You can be sure to finds us here. Do take a seat though; it will be a long wait if you expect the poor child to be still alive.
    Ps - It was not Amaral who left the children unattended.

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  57. Picture 1

    Clarence old chap, must you air your dirty linen in public?

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